Description
If I’m Not Drinking Tea, I’m Having A P — a mug of two states
You’re either fine or you’re not. There’s no in between. And if the kettle isn’t on, the situation has already been assessed and categorised accordingly.
This mug says what most people are thinking before the first cup lands. Put it on your desk. Take it to the kitchen. Let it do the communicating so you don’t have to.
Specifications
Solid 11oz ceramic. Colours won’t fade, peel, or require a second opinion. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe.
Delivery
Made to order in the UK. Delivered in a protective mug box. UK delivery 5–7 working days.







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