Description
You Are Here. Probably.
To be entirely honest: this notebook contains no guide, no diagrams, and no directions of any kind. The pages inside are completely blank. The cover promises helpful diagrams that explain nothing, and on that point it delivers perfectly — because there are no diagrams at all.
Everyone gets lost sometimes. The direction, the decision, the conversation that took an unexpected turn — at some point, most people find themselves without a reliable compass and only a vague sense of which way is roughly forward.
The Utterly Lost Person’s Guide to Nearly Anything won’t tell you where you are. It won’t tell you where you’re going. But it will give you blank pages to work it out, which is more than most guides offer.
A Comprehensive Reference for the Comprehensively Confused
Blank pages await your maps, plans, working theories, and the diagrams you’ll draw that make complete sense at the time and none whatsoever later. Sketch your route. Label things confidently. Add an arrow. Feel oriented.
Who It’s For
- People who are lost in the broadest possible sense of the word
- Anyone who has followed directions that turned out to be wrong in an interesting way
- The person who draws diagrams in meetings that nobody ever refers to again
- A gift for someone who is always nearly where they’re supposed to be
What You Get
- A5 spiral bound notebook for the directionally challenged
- Blank pages — ideal for your own diagrams, maps, and plans of uncertain accuracy
- A5 sizing — portable enough to carry into whatever situation you’ve wandered into
The Utterly Lost Persons Guide accepts no responsibility for further lostness. That was already in progress.






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